October 2011
1 post
August 2011
5 posts
July 2011
2 posts
Sack Lunch
Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. ‘I’m glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,’ I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a conversation. ‘Where are you...
March 2011
2 posts
Proud to be an old fart
*I’m passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it, so if you know any other than me, send it to ‘em…* *Actually, it’s not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner. Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing...
February 2011
3 posts
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
6 posts
The Divorced Barbie Doll
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat....
August 2010
2 posts
Drafting men over 60
Drafting men over 60- I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until you’re at least 35. For starters: Researchers...
July 2010
0 posts
June 2010
15 posts
86 year old woman gets back at bank
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the...
April 2010
4 posts
March 2010
6 posts
